YOUR COMPUTER IS TOO OLD FOR WINDOWS REALLY GOOD EDITION. GET SOME FLASH AND COME BACK!
Required DLL: windows.dll was found. So Windows has deleted it.
Windows could not delete explorer.exe. The file is in use by Windows.
My Computer - From here you can break your computer.
Drive A: is not accessable. Please ansure there is a disk in drive A: and try again.
Capacity: 15gb; used: 14.9gb; Free 0.0gb
Windows is a protected folder. Please enter administrator password to continue.
The password you entered, which was: "password" was incorrect. Please go away.
My Documents - Boring arse. Get some documents before you come in here for them.
explorer.exe has performed an illegal opperation, and will now be closed.
WINDOWS could not find cd with label: HouseBuilder. If the cd is still in the drive, it may require shooting, heating, covering in clingfilm, destroying, eating, smiling, or cleaning. Press space to continue.
WINDOWS has caused a general protection fault in explorer.exe. If this is grey, it may require recoulouring. Press space to continue.
Recycle Bin: This is where stuff you don't want gets shoved. Also, this is where files that windows has deleted for no reason get sent. Click the button below to empty the recycle bin. Empty. N:, explorer.exe, user.exe, register.exe, win.com, autoexec.bat, config.sys, rundll32.dll
Windows Media Player - mediaplayer.exe has performed an illegal opperation and will close... isn't that a shame? Isn't it?
WORDRG (Part of the OfficeRE Suite) - Microsoft Word RG: It looks like you're probably not writing a letter. I like letters. I think you should.
WORDRG (Part of the OfficeRE Suite) - Microsoft Word RG: Start with a word like MILK.
WORDRG (Part of the OfficeRE Suite) - Microsoft Word RG: And sponge, I like sponges!
WORDRG (Part of the OfficeRE Suite) - Microsoft Word RG: Now you need some pictures! It's my brother! HAHA!
WORDRG (Part of the OfficeRE Suite) - Microsoft Word RG: Oh dear, I think I've made it crash.
paperclip.exe has performed 94,708 illegal opperations and will now be shot.
WORDRG (Part of the OfficeRE Suite) - Microsoft Word RG: Hey, why do I have blood?
word.exe has performed an illegal opperation (killed a paperclip) and will now be arrested, and for that reason, closed.
Windows RG Update: Welcome to the Windows Update Wizard! Click next to begin
Windows RG Update: Windows is checking for available updates. This is done with sending all your money to Microsoft.
Windows RG Update: Unable to connect. This could be for several reasons: 1. You smell. 2. Your house is green. 3. You are trying to be naughty.
Windows RG Update: Unable to connect. Please try again later.
WINDOWS - WINDOWS is broken. Please reinstall Windows. Press Space to continue.
WINDOWS - WINDOWS has caused a general protection fault in update.exe. Please attempt to delete this file. Press space to continue.
Solitaire: You have won! Would you like to play again?
Order Food - Windows Really Good Edition: One of the many advancements in Windows RG is the ability to order food online. You can order from a huge selection of quality goods and they will be deleivered to your door within 30 minutes. (45 minutes off-peak). Click OK to continue.
Order Food - Windows Really Good Edition: Please wait while we connect to our online database and retrieve all available meals. This may take a few minutes.
Order Food - Windows Really Good Edition: Files downloaded, please wait a few seconds while we waste your time.
Order Food - Windows Really Good Edition: Available Food: Click the button next to anything you want: Prune juice; Slice Of Ham; Chickpeas.
Order Food - Windows Really Good Edition: Sorry, the food you ordered has sold out. We will have some more in very shortly! Would you like to try again?
Order Food - Windows Really Good Edition: Thanks for visiting! Come back again soon! There's enough food for everyone TM!
Go Online - Internet Explorer 7.48930696820: Unable to connect. There could be several reasons: 1. You do not have an ISP. 2. The internet is broken. 3. You are going to a site.
iexplore.exe has performed an illegal opperation for no reason. Probably because you smell.
paint.exe has performed an illegal opperation for no reason.
Windows RE Help: The updated Windows Help service is so simple to use. Enter one or more words regarding what you need help on and Windows RG will be happy to help. Help Terms:
Windows RE Help: Please wait while Windows searches the Windows Help database.
Windows RE Help: You searched for: "search term"; Sorry - Windows did not find any matches. However, it found 3 possible matches.
Windows RE Help: How do I grow bonsai trees? Why can a fish swim so well? How do I purchase lime?
Windows RE Help: Please wait.
WINDOWS has caused a general protection fault in winhelp.exe. Press space to continue.
Windows was unable to shut down. Please ensure there is no reason this would happen and click OK.
No... you're hiding something...
Windows is going to believe you this time... but don't think you'll get off this easily every time!
Are you sure you want to quit this wonderful operating system? There is a high chance of your processor overheating.
Are you sure? Why now, instead of shutting down, order some delicious food from our wide range?
Are you sure? You could go on paint and do some glorious artwork!
Are you sure? Sureley you love Windows RE more than this!
Are you sure? Fine. If you click yes now, Windows RD will be shut down... honest.
Windows was unable to shut down. You could have left a program on... is that what you've done? Is it?
Windows was unable to shut down. This could be due to the build of limescale on your processor.